Friday, October 08, 2004

Names to avoid

Got this in my mailbox.

>Anne Chang (Mandarin) - Dirty
>Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet
>Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty
>Carl Cheng (Hokkien) - Buttock
>Monica Cheng (Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
>Lucy Leow (Hokkien) - You are dead
>Jane Tan (Mandarin) - Frying eggs
>Suzie Leow (Hokkien) - Lost till death
>Henry Mah (Mandarin) - Hate your mum
>Corrine Tai (Hokkien) - Poor fellow
>Paul Chan (Mandarin) - Bankrupt
>Nelson Tan (Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
>Leslie Tong (Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
>Carmen Tng (Hokkien) - Leg hair long
>Connie Mah (Cantonese) - Call your mother
>Danny See (Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
>Rosie Teng (Hokkien) - Screws and nails
>Pete Tsai (Hokkien) - Nose droppings
>Macy Koh (Cantonese) - Never die before